Doctor: Kukka Daggaraki Vachi Kariche Varaku

Emchestunnaru,
Balakrishna: Kukka Na Venakala Vastunte Where Ever U Go Our Network Folows
Anukunna
Karichina Taruvata Telisindi Adi "HUTCH" Kukka Kadu "PICHI" Kukka ani  (10-5-10... )

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Boy:Nen chanipothe nuvem chestav?

Gal:Nenu netho patu chanipota.

B:Naku telsu,Jyothishudu apde chepadu,chachina daridram ventaduthundani.......!...;-)
(21 11-10...)

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Terrorful joke:-

Begger:

Amma thalli dharmam cheyamma nenu moogavanni matladalenu

Lady:

pakka intlo poi adugu naaku chevudu vinapadadhu.
(21-11-10) 

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Boy:I sent Love letter to my girlFriend everyday for 3 years!
Friend:Then wht happend?
boy:Then wht will happen..
She Married the "POSTMAN"...


(8-1-07)...
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In a Race,It was annonced "1 2 3 Start".

All Started  Running Except KCR

UMPIRE: Y R U Still Waiting ?

KCR:My No is 4 ...!

(5-1-10)...
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A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
UR SON."
The father replied:
"HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
UR DAD!!!

(6-8-09)...
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Boy:hrudayam Pagilela preminchmantava,Pagilina hrudaymtho preminchmantava.
Girl:Cheppu tegadaka kottamantava,tegina chepputo kottamantava


(10-9-09)...
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IF i go wrong, i need ur hand 2 CORRECT me.
IF i win,i need ur hand 2 WISH me.
IF i Lose,i need ur hand 2 GUIDE me.
So plz keep ur hand ALWAYS CLEAN ok.!


(12-9-09)...
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