In bus Accident One person crying for loss of his hand.
Sardar: Oye akada pranam poinavade Silent ga unnadu
nuv enduku ra edusthunav?


(9-8-09)...


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A bird Disturbing 2 sardar al d time,
finaly sardar caught it and decided 2 kill cruely.
So he took it 2 d top of a building and dropped it...


(19-10-09)...
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Sardar went to cloth market
Sardar:Manchi cloth Chupinchu
Salesman:Sir,Plain lo chustara?
Sardar:nee yabba ! plane lo rocket lo kadu ikkade chupinchu...

(19-11-08...)
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British: Do u know swimming?
Sardar : No
British: Dog is better than u, it swims
Sardar : Do u know swimming?
British: Yes!
Sardar : Then wats the difference u and Dog...


(14-9-09)...
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A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing.

A Person: why r u laughing?

Sardar:I have a airtel phone but still hutch network is following...


(19-8-08)...

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Once a donkey kicked Sardar n ran away.
Sardar started chasing n he found a zebra
n started beating n saying "dress maariste thelusukolenanu kunava?"

(17-11-06) ...,(19-9-09)...
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A boss asked sardar 2 bring two corner tickets for a movie to enjoy movie with her Lover Sardar brought 2 Corner Tickets A1.....A35...


(4-7-09)...
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Frog: Sardars
r fools.
Sardar: We r not fools.
Frog: Its waste 2 talk 2 u. (frog jumps in2 water)
Sardar: oh! is it going 2 sucide.i'm jst joking yaar
(2-7-09 )...
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.


Man:How do you know?


Sardar:I Told her ' I love You'. But she said that 'Sandals Are new'.


(25-1-08)... 
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Sardar:I saw my wife going to movie with a strange person.

Friend:Did u follow them?

Sardar:No yaar...

I have already seen that movie.

(8-2-08)...

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Sardar was caught for speeding car and went before the judge.

the judge: wht ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000?

Sardar: I think i'll take the money.

(5-3-09)...

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A Sardar while travelling in a plane was arrested by police.

U know why?

B'coz he saw his old friend jack and shouted

Hi jack..hi jack..

(4-1-08)...

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Sardar on phone: "Doctor my wife is pregant.She is having pains right now"

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking...
( 31-10-07)...

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A teacher lecturing on Population-
In India,After every 10 sec woman gives a birth to a kid.
A sardar stands up and says,
we must find and stop her.
(2-11-07) ...
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