Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.


Man:How do you know?


Sardar:I Told her ' I love You'. But she said that 'Sandals Are new'.


(25-1-08)... 
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Sardar:I saw my wife going to movie with a strange person.

Friend:Did u follow them?

Sardar:No yaar...

I have already seen that movie.

(8-2-08)...

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Sardar was caught for speeding car and went before the judge.

the judge: wht ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000?

Sardar: I think i'll take the money.

(5-3-09)...

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