Santa recently found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
what comes first the chicken or the Egg?
yaar,what ever u order first,will come first :-)
( 12-12-07)
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Santa calls Air India & asks:
"How Long does it take to fly to Amritsar'
'Just a Second' says the customer care executive
'Thank you' says Santa & Hangs up.
( 19-12-07) 
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Lady to Inspector
Lady: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago.
He hasn't comeback yet!
Santa singh:why don't U cook something else
(6-3-09) 
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